When I was in third grade I was much too busy worrying about if I had a Snack Pack in my lunch to ever mastermind an attack on the jungle gym, let alone an attack on a teacher.
However, it seems kids in Georgia are a bit more motivated than I was at that age...
They even went as far as putting someone in the "clean up" slot. I didn't want to clean up my room when I was in third grade. There is no way in hell you'd get me to clean up after an assault on a teacher.
The best part about this: the kids are getting off unscathed. Sure, they'll be suspended for a little while, but they'll see no jail time and can't have criminal charges brought against them because they're under the age of 13. Apparently in Georgia you're not responsible for your actions until your at least 13 years of age (or until the U.S. Government abolishes slavery).
So, the next time you're in Hotlanta and a little kid asks you to buy him the Bob the Builder's Clues Explorer something or other, just do it. That kid can kill you and go right home to a nice bowl full of ice cream.
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