Tuesday, October 21, 2008

So long and thanks for reading...


Dear Readers,
It's about 8:00 in the morning, on a Tuesday. It's foggy outside, reminding me of San Francisco. Now seems like a good time to write this.

The Suite has been burned to the ground. A can of Kerosene and a book of matches, that’s all it took. Not literally, of course, but figuratively. The umbilical has been severed. We’ve had some good times and some not so good times. Mostly we wrote about the not so good times, but hey, can you really blame us? At least it was entertaining. (This is the part in the movie where the main characters cut their losses, move on, and eventually become rock stars. Cue Eye of the Tiger)

To all of our critics: you guys suck. There, I said it.

To all of our fans: you guys rule. You’re way more rawesome than all of those stupid critics.

Who knew this is where the ride was taking us. I guess it’s true what all those smelly hippies say: it’s not the destination, but the journey. Although, there sure were a lot of D-bags along the way.

We hope that you have enjoyed your time spent with us here at the Suite. But fear not! This is not the last you’ve heard from B and Ronsie. We will be starting a new publication entitled, The Teriyaki Blog. The TB will carry on the content you’ve grown to love from the Suite and give you some other fun stuff, too. We’ll also be joined by Daniel-san—long term friend and partial family to the Suite. Daniel-san is the guy usually referred to in a group as “the brains;” he also makes funnies and competes in the gallon challenge. The new trifecta will undoubtedly deliver for your reading pleasure.

So there you have it. If you ever hear me saying, “this one time, in Seattle…” you should listen in. You might just get to hear an epic story, an epic fail, or possibly just an angry comment about people that are dumb. Hopefully you all have some closure, I think we do. If we burned any bridges, we’re sorry (sort of, but not really). Looking forward to seeing you all at The Teriyaki Blog.

Best Regards,
B

Thursday, October 16, 2008

What my Starbucks cup SHOULD say

Some people see the cup half empty. Some people see the cup half full. Oh, me? I don't see my cup at all, becuase you lost my order!

Monday, October 13, 2008

"Naw, it was me. I did it. I did them all."

So, you've probably noticed the Suite has been quiet lately. Congratulations! That's a very astute observation. Well, stay tuned, becuase we've got something very exciting headed your way. I hope you've got tickets.