Well, it's Friday again. The morning has been filled with dysfunction, disdain, a little bit of loathing, and an overwhelming urge to take the day off.
Friday morning to me is better than Chirstmas day. The week is over and the weekend is almost here. If you have bad news for me today, keep your mouth shut until Monday. I'd like to enjoy my Friday.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
I want to smell like SEARS
That's right. We all could use a little more Roebuck & Co. in our lives.
Don't tell me you haven't noticed. All Sears stores smell the same and that smell is DELICIOUS. It smells like the 1950s and it damn well better, because you can't beat it.
It was a simpler time and I want to smell like it.
Someone bottle that crap STAT.
Don't tell me you haven't noticed. All Sears stores smell the same and that smell is DELICIOUS. It smells like the 1950s and it damn well better, because you can't beat it.
It was a simpler time and I want to smell like it.
Someone bottle that crap STAT.
Holidays: SLOW THE F DOWN WILL YA?
I was in a number of retail stores yesterday (Sears, Target, etc.) and I'm pissed.
No, it wasn't because I couldn't find the droids I was looking for (although, if you see them, please tell me). It was because I saw CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!
Holy balls people... I haven't even bought my Halloween costume yet and already I'm getting punched in the face by little tin soldiers and can't see the masks through the (fake christmas) trees.
STOP IT, PLEASE!
When I was younger, I used to LOVE Thanksgiving because it meant that FINALLY it was almost Christmas and I could deal with that. At the end of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade Santa Claus would come down in his sleigh and THAT, not walking into your local Target and seeing snowmen staring you in the face, meant that Christmas was on its way.
I can barely even get by month to month as it is and now you're reminding me that I have to drop tons of money on friends and family?
How about this, I start celebrating my birthday three months early and everyone has to deal with it? Piss off big box stores. I hate you.
No, it wasn't because I couldn't find the droids I was looking for (although, if you see them, please tell me). It was because I saw CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!
Holy balls people... I haven't even bought my Halloween costume yet and already I'm getting punched in the face by little tin soldiers and can't see the masks through the (fake christmas) trees.
STOP IT, PLEASE!
When I was younger, I used to LOVE Thanksgiving because it meant that FINALLY it was almost Christmas and I could deal with that. At the end of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade Santa Claus would come down in his sleigh and THAT, not walking into your local Target and seeing snowmen staring you in the face, meant that Christmas was on its way.
I can barely even get by month to month as it is and now you're reminding me that I have to drop tons of money on friends and family?
How about this, I start celebrating my birthday three months early and everyone has to deal with it? Piss off big box stores. I hate you.
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