Things I've learned in three weeks

I'll keep this short and concise...

1. Being sick sucks. And I'm pretty sure the makers of DayQuil have lowered its potentcy since the previous flu season.
2. Despite visiting my new parking garage twice a day (sometimes more), I still have a reoccuring fear that I'm going to be hit by a car in said garage.
3. Trying to fit in is a much more humbling experience than I remember.
4. I'm going to be an uncle, again.
5. Clay Akin seems to be the only person who thought his recent announcement was news.
6. Google, no one cares about your phone. Mr. Brin, please don't ever, ever wear roller skates to one of your press conferences again.
7. I wish I had more time to blog.

Outerspace, A.D.D., and some stuff to come

Okay, so I took a little break from blogging, sorry about that. But I’m back, in full affect. Some wondered if Ronsie and I had encountered “creative differences” and were on “an indefinite hiatus due to said differences.” Nope, that’s not the case. Ron’s still layin’ it out to play it out, in the physical suite 206. I’ve taken root on floor six (more details about that to come).

What have I been up to for the last month? Well, I did become an astronaut for a period of time. Given my short attention span, I’ve decided to put that on hold for a bit and pursue other career opportunities. I took some time off, dried out a bit, started fencing again, and am looking forward to some really exciting stuff over the next few weeks.

So, what’s in store for the suite in the next few weeks? Well, a few topics to be discussed by Dr. Ronsie and I will include:
-Why are there so many D-bags that can afford porches?
-The differences between Seattle and Bellevue, and why the Freeway system can go F itself.
-Career reflections: what we’ve learned in three years
-This one time, in Seattle (only a few people will understand this one)
-An educated guess: are all motorcyclists French? Maybe.

PS. Who's ready for It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia?