Bill, we need you. You quit Microsoft and the whole greater-Seattle area starts to go to shit. I get it, you conquered the IT world, you made billions of dollars, you got arrested once (it's true, look it up), and you teamed up with your wife to cure horrible world problems. But seriously, you need to know what's going on around home. Case in point, yesterday there was a murder-suicide in Redmond, Washington. Redmond, Fucking, Washington!!! Sure, I would have expected this if we were talking Kent, or maybe even Everett, but Redmond? No, Redmond is full of rich Microsofties that eat rainbows and poop butterflies. Please, Bill, come home and right these wrongs. Next thing you know housing prices will drop and the Sonics will come back because they missed the rain.
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