Dear Sir Richard Branson

I'm usually all about Americans helping Americans, but this is a time for action. Sir Richard Branson, we need your help.

We need you to start Virgin Cable and Internet in the United States.

We've dealt with Comcast, Charter and Time Warner far too long. We've dealt with service interruptions, outrageous prices and broken promises for far too long. We won't take lightly, oh we won't take lightly having our bandwidth regulated and our downloads capped. For we, Sir Richard Branson, on this the twenty-fifth day of June, two-thousand-and-eight anno domini are asking for your help.

You've conquered the music business, air travel, even soda... please, conquer the US cable market. Now, noble knight of Jolly Old, slay the beasts that are Comcast, Charter and Time Warner with your battle axe of logic and scimitar of wit - I emplore you.

Until such a time comes, I remain ever-steadfast in my devotion.

Truly Yours,

Ronsie, Esq.

p.s. If you could see fit to spare some of your lovely birds from your airlines to act as technicians, that'd be splendid.