So, I tried logging in to Twitter today to let everyone know that I just blew my nose and what did I see? This stupid F-ing whale being ferried about by Octuplet doves or something.
How in the world am I supposed to know what my friends are doing AT THIS EXACT MOMENT? What's next? Facebook status updates?
Whoever is F-ing with my interwebs and taking away my Tweets, please stop. I'm looking in your direction Steven P. Jobs. I know you're using a lot of the cybernet for your upcoming iPhone 2 release and that you've got to keep that baby a'rolling, but come on. I'm seriously freaking out here and I just took a dump and need to let every single one of my "followers" know.
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