I know that I probably just pissed off the state of Californication, but seriously, I'm over it. Almonds have been making my life hell for quite some time and I think it's more than about time that I speak out.
You ruin my trail mix, you have these damn "Almond Rocca" things that look like candy, but you open it up and it's really a cat turd, fresh from the litter box.
You're the smug, non-tasty cousin to the peanut and I hope the peanut kicks your ass around when no one is looking.
Stay the hell out of my trail mix.
Thanks.
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