"I'm so going to get pounded in prison... I'm much too pretty"It’s April 25, 2008 and you should have filed your taxes about 10 days ago or something. Me, being the technofile and avid internet user I am, I filed mine the day I got my tax info from my company via H&R Block online. Apparently Wesley Snipes just had far too much going on in his life, because he got his ass BUSTED (3 years in the can... haha, I said "in the can" in reference to prison) for refusing to pay taxes. It’s not like he was going to have to sit down with his calculator and figure the things out… he could pay people to do it for him. Note to all your never-dying, hybrid vampires out there: you might kill other vampires, but you still have to pay your taxes.
And, how in the hell did the government go after Snipes when we all know that dirty hippy/hillbilly Willie Nelson is off gallivanting around the country in his hippie bus smoking weed and NEVER paying taxes? Here’s a tip… look for the huge ass bus that says “WILLE NELSON” on the site of it with a constant stream of pungent smoke coming from it and a tent city of hippie-billys camped next to it. I’m sure you can serve the subpoena there.
"What're they gonna do? Tax my weed? I'm Willie Nelson BITCH!"
3 comments:
Nice little HR Block plug.
Suite 206 neither supports nor slanders any companies, we simply tell it how it is. However, we will talk crap about anyone who deserves it... all day long.
PS... I only went with H&R Block rather than TaxCut because I like their colors more.
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