Bootcamps, bank accounts, and litl friends

I've been getting a lot of spam lately. I thought I might share some examples...

Good Morning Canadian Business Owner,

I just attended one of these bootcamps and thought you might be intrested in attending. Tell them Patrick sent you!

Would you take off in a hot air balloon with holes? Trying to patch the problem on the fly would be a lot of work.

RTN Federal Credit Union temporarily suspended your account.
Reason: Billing failure.
We require you to complete an account update so we can unlock your account.

Get your Tax Refund on your VISA or MasterCard. Please enter your Social Security Number and a valid Credit / Debit Card where you want the refund to be made.

Earth Day is Tuesday April 22nd, and many Earth Day events are happening this weekend! Not sure yet how you'll be celebrating Earth Day?

We can provide device to detect and report hazardous gas.

Say helo to my litl friend.

I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me. I would like to share some of my pics.

The spoon gnomes strike again!!

Stupid F*^&%$@ email.