Saturday, March 15, 2008

You may now address me as...

2001 JEA/NSPA Sports Writing Excellence Award Winner Ron Schott... or Former President of the Washington State Chapter of the Delta Chi Fraternity Ron Schott... or Runner-up of the TBI Baseball Skills Competition 1997 Ron Schott.

I think I deserve the same amount of respect that we give these actors that won an Oscar 7, 9 or 13 years ago, right? They make a movie in 2008 and throw "Academy Award Winner [insert name here]" in the damn trailers like it's gold.

I'll be issuing a statement through my agent about this at a later date, then getting caught for reckless driving, just to further cement myself into the headlines.

One.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone's got an issue with Academy Award Winner on Dancing with the Stars.

Anonymous said...

er, make that Academy Award winner Marlee Matlin...