Two gentlemen I'd like to thank for giving me a great start to the week

First, you, on 405 this morning. You know who you are. You saw me trying to merge onto the freeway with a very short on-ramp, and yet you continued to speed up and refuse to let me get in front of you, even though I was clearly ahead of you on the ramp accelerating at a reasonable speed. While slamming on my breaks because you continued to speed up, I laid on the horn and gave you the finger. Yes, you! Yet, you refused to even look at me. Like I wasn't even there, or that you're hard of hearing. BULLSHIT. You saw me, you chose to be an ass and speed up, and then pretend to not know I was there because you don't have the balls to acknowledge me pointing you out as a complete JERK on the freeway.

Normally, I can't put this stuff behind me (breathing, trying not to invoke road rake), but you knew what you were doing. Is your life so bad that you have to do that to me to make you feel like a better person? Anyways, I hope you had a nice drive to work. I'm sure there's at least a few other people you pissed off this morning that will get my point across.

Second. To the homeless man crossing Madison street this morning while I had a green light. You nonchalantly crossed the road in front of me while I had a green light. In case you're new to the traffic laws of Washington, that means you don't walk. You saw me coming and continued to walk across the street at a slow pace. Now, I acknowledge the fact that you're homeless. I'm empathetic to your situation. If there was something I could do to help, I would. But first help me out, and follow the basics of traffic.

I heard the City is going to be building some benches for the homeless. Yes, I see the irony in this, it's just what I heard. Why don't you find one of those benches and take a break until I'm done driving through your cross walk.

Phew, it's nice to have that off my chest. Hopefully this will be a good week.