Let's review: Rays (see here) are a flat fish, composed mainly of cartilage. Just last year a ray took out one of my long-time idols, Steve Irwin, AKA The Crocodile Hunter. While diving somewhere in the ocean that surrounds Australia he was struck through the heart by the tail of a ray.
Rest in peace Steve.
But even more recently (like yesterday or today) a ray jumped from the water, struck a woman who was standing in her boat, and knocked her back so hard she died when her head hit the deck of her boat. See the whole story.
I'm going to go out on a limb with this one, but I think the rays hate us, and are probably out to get every last one of us. Rays, this is a message to you. We're on to your plan and we'll be watching our backs. Just because you took out Steve and now some other poor, unfortunate soul doesn't mean you'll win this battle.
But even more recently (like yesterday or today) a ray jumped from the water, struck a woman who was standing in her boat, and knocked her back so hard she died when her head hit the deck of her boat. See the whole story.
I'm going to go out on a limb with this one, but I think the rays hate us, and are probably out to get every last one of us. Rays, this is a message to you. We're on to your plan and we'll be watching our backs. Just because you took out Steve and now some other poor, unfortunate soul doesn't mean you'll win this battle.
Evil Ray:
Do you see how evil this thing looks. I'm serious, look out for these things.
Do you see how evil this thing looks. I'm serious, look out for these things.
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