Recently your sex tape appeared on the Web. Don't worry, I'll spare you from posting the image of you clearly, well, you were there... (Readers, Google image Kristin Davis) Do they not make you take a class on this when you finally become popular with the public? I guess not. Here's a three step process to help you:
- If you're an aspiring/current/hasbeen star, DO NOT MAKE A SEX TAPE. Why? Because no matter what, it's only a matter of time until I'm hearing about it on The Soup with Joel McHale.
- If your tape does get leaked, which it always will, don't have your publicist deny the images are you. The women in the images has eyes that are too far apart. That's you. There's no denying it.
- If your tape does get leaked, which it has, you should start a club with your new colleagues:
- Eva Longoria
- Paris Hilton
- Pam Anderson
- Do I really need to continue this list?
All the best Kristin.
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