Endorse this!

Recently my partner in crime decided to make his very own political endorsement (read). This got me thinking. Everyone is so busy endorsing political candidates. I'm going to start endorsing some other stuff. My endorsements below:

1. Wheety-O's. A long under-rated store-brand of Cheerios. I think I could bring some value to this brand.
2. The future cure to cancer. Fuck you cancer.
3. Hillary Clinton. Frankly, I don't care who wins this election. I'm a little tired of all of them. Regardless, I'm endorsing Hillary to start going to Obama gatherings dressed as a super hero. Not sure what this represents, but I bet it would be funny.
4. Awesomeness. Do I need a reason?

What are you endorsing today?