Anyways, I thought it might be nice to have some of the family over to our new house for easter. I was even considering putting on a little easter egg hunt for my nephew, who's about a year and change. And that's when I had an epiphany. Who the hell came up with the idea of the Easter Bunny, and did anyone ever stop to think he might be evil?
The easter bunny, seen here is quite possibly one of the most vile creatures on the face of the earth. First, rabbits don't poop eggs. And if they did, why would the male do it? Yes, the Easter Bunny is a dude; studies have proven this.
Just some food for thought if you're planning on putting out some colored eggs this year for your kids. The Easter Bunny is coming to get you and he'll have his revenge for a lifetime of putting up with children and crapping out magically colored eggs.
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