I’m not talking about kids in the sense of 13, 14 and 15 year olds, although they’re pretty messed up too. I’m talking about kids who are just a few years younger than me.
They graduated college and somewhere along the line had so much sand pounded up their asses that they have this “my shit doesn’t stink and you owe me the world” attitude that just pisses me off.
WE DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING.
Just because your parents read a couple new-age parenting books and told you that you were special and unique just like every other shithead your age doesn’t mean that you actually are.
Just because your coaches gave you a trophy at the end of your 5 game soccer season even though you went 0-5 and actually never scored a goal on the opposing team doesn’t mean you’re an accomplished athlete.
Just because your teachers were too intimidated by your overbearing parents and really didn’t give too shits about your academic progress and gave you worthlessly inflated As in high school doesn’t mean you’re smart.
Read a book morons.
I don’t owe you anything. Your employers don’t owe you anything not outlined by workplace laws and the world as a whole only owes you the courtesy of occasionally pissing on you to let you know that it acknowledges your existence.
Deal with it.
2 comments:
Brilliant. Thank goodness SOMEONE sees the light. The question still stands though...HOW does one deal with this 'tude?
I'm not going to reveal my whole plan, lets just say it involves my size 12 1/2 foot and someone's butt.
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