Friday, February 1, 2008

Things that I hate today, and/or just aren't cool

I'm going to cut straight to the meat and potatoes:

  1. Those stupid personal ads on www.TheOnion.com
  2. That dueche bag that looked at me weired at Starbucks this morning.
  3. Starbucks.
  4. Ignorant people, who have no clue.
  5. Hangovers.
  6. Not having the music I want on my iPod (go F$@& yourself Steve Jobs)
  7. Steve Jobs and the inevitable return of his mock-turtle necks.
  8. Blogs that server no purpose. Yes, I see the irony.
  9. Big Ideas that aren't so big.
  10. Bruises on my Fuji apples.
  11. Morning, when it's still dark outside.
  12. Vampires.
  13. Unfullfilling movies.
  14. The fact that communism looks like pure genius on paper.
  15. Gwen Staffani, post-No Doubt
  16. Microsoft Outlook.
  17. Stupid emails.
  18. That crapstain that wrote this week's IM virus.
  19. Washington lowland snow.
  20. The fact that I need to write more of these lists because there's so many stupid things/people in this world.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

21. People with money who complain that their lives are "unfulfilled" as they purchase that flat screen TV with a wad of cash.

22. People with money who complain.

23. People. (is that too harsh?)

Anonymous said...

It's not harsh at all.

Anonymous said...

* People who don’t embrace the joy of European press tours
* The same IM avatars, day in, day out
* Anything by Nickelback
* Having a sick virus and a computer virus at the same time
* Not shoveling my driveway during one freaking storm and now I have a lawsuit waiting to happen outside my door – just from my kids
* Denseness
* When people “reply all” with their response when it could have just been a “reply to”
* When you have to copy those swirly lettered passwords that they created to block spammers…and half the time, can’t figure out what they say