So the other day I was hungry. I headed over to the gas station/convenience store to grab a bite.
I was really in the mood for some good trail mix, but all they had were different KINDS of trail mix, only no regular trail mix. I settled on a bag of "Oriental Trail Mix." I should have turned back when I saw the name. I mean, what can you call Oriental these days anyway? Anyway, I'm addicted to the little rice crackers that are in those packs, so I slide the ol' debit card through the slot.
When I got back to my desk I began to realize the error of my ways. The bag was 2/3 full of these damn sesame seed looking MFers that looks like a squirrel turd. Seriously, Mount Country, who the hell likes to eat these things?
I went to fill up my nalgene and my iPhone, out of pure disgust and hatred of anything ugly arranged some of the sticks into the above formation and snapped a photo. Thanks iPhone for using your predictive picture taking to show my emotions before I even knew them myself.
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