Friday, January 11, 2008

A note to Mr. Gates

Bill,

I like you. You seem like a decent guy. You've changed the face of the earth with your technology, started a family, and donate a gazillion dollars each year to humanitarian efforts.

However, my outlook is still the slow kid that can't pay attention in the back of class. Seriously, did you design outlook to be the red-headed stepchild of the MSFT suite?

Anyway, if you could do something about that, that would be cool. If not, I understand. I'm sure you're busy off donating money to find the cure for aids or busy with some other extremely respectable act that makes it impossible for me to hate you.

Regards,
Another forced user of your monopolistic software

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