Friday, January 11, 2008

The Loathing Chronicles: Chapter 4.0

A Ron Jeremy Sighting

It’s mid-afternoon, about 50-some-odd degrees out and I’m sitting in McCarron Airport; waiting to see a porn star. No, not just out of hope, tomorrow Las Vegas will host the AVN Awards, which means porn stars in the airport. My counterpart sighted Mr. Jeremy just the other night. Short, fat, and packing, he was surrounded by ladies and apparently very approachable. Did you know that guy apparently has a masters in elementary education? Weird.

Anyway, this about sums it up for this visit to sin city. Fairthewell Land of Deserts.

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