Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dear Mr. Jobs

Hello Steve,

It's with no pleasure and a bitterness that I write you. I'll keep this short. When do you plan to unleash your plans of world domination? That's all I want to know. A few key points to review while thinking about this question:

1. You've put a squeeze on every tech-interested person's wallet. Just when you release the latest and greatest thing that everyone NEEDS, you turn around three days later and release an updated version. Case in point: iPod, iPhone, and all of your endless computers.

2. We both know how recognizable your mock-turtleneck is. If you're going to run this world, when will you start wearing a suit?

3. I don't have a three.

That is all. When will you take over? And when you do, will we all get free iPods?

P.S. Apple TV sucks.

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