Monday, October 15, 2007

I want to smell like SEARS

That's right. We all could use a little more Roebuck & Co. in our lives.

Don't tell me you haven't noticed. All Sears stores smell the same and that smell is DELICIOUS. It smells like the 1950s and it damn well better, because you can't beat it.

It was a simpler time and I want to smell like it.

Someone bottle that crap STAT.

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