The Starbuck's Tit

I pulled into Starbucks this morning and there was a long ass line. Too long. I don't know if it was just all the stupid people, or my blatant addiction to coffee, but I was pissed. People need to find other coffee places so that I can get my fix. That's right, I said it. One nation, under a bare-chested mermaid, with liberty and some justice.