Mario was deep in the koomba forest. Surounded by Koopa Troopas. He was tired, but lucky for him he was charged with his thoughts of princess. She's a... Well, "bunggggg." Mario reached into his pockets and found no turtle shells or banana peels. Damn. But then he found his Fire Flower and smoked those Koopas. They were all, "noooooo!" And he was all, "that's right bitches, say helloooo to my little friend!" It was sick.
And that's when Yoshi showed up to help Mario. In this my dear reader, we find out why Yoshi is such a crucial part of this story.
You see, Yoshi was unlike any of his dinosaur counterparts. Yoshi was, well, Yoshi was just a little 'different.'
You're hanging on every word, aren't you? Well, you'll have to delve into the comments of this post to find Mario's fate.
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Yoshi quickly dispatched the other koopas with a swift swipe of his tail. Then, as his eyes glazed over her started running toward Mario who had been struck down and was a bit shaken...
Dusting the cobwebs out of his brain, Mario looks up and notices (all too late) that it is in fact Toshi, Yoshi's gay cousin from Honshu who has saved him, but only to use himi as some part of his evil plan.
High in the trees, in a treehouse built of pizza boxes and hollowed beer cans, Luigi starts to laugh. That manacing, hate filled laugh that Mario has heard all too many times. And in the corner, bound at the feet, Yoshi struggles to remove the over-sized ball gag from his mouth...
Mario looks up and everything fades to black...
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