There are two types of people in this world...

Men and women. What did you think I was going to say something profound?

SERIOUSLY though, try to find two groups of humans that are so incredibly similar, yet so cosmically at the far ends of the spectrum that it drives them (both) bonkers...

For instance... I have this friend, we'll call him D. Now, D's a nice guy and despite his ability to do absolutely nothing around the house, isn't that bad. D's fiancee on the other hand can be a real GRINCH (if you saw the episode of HIMYM where Barney calls Lilly a GRINCH) you know what I'm saying.

We've lived in my house for over a year now. Every night I walk in, take my shoes off and walk upstairs to find D and his fiancee sitting in our living room with their shoes still on. Over the past three nights I've heard the following excuses from said fiancee (in order of absurdity):

#3 "That's why you pay a damage depoist"... WRONG, WRONG! I bought the house Steph... there's no damage deposit.

#2 "These are my gym shoes, I only wear them indoors"... OK, so you magically teleported from the gym to your car to my couch? Awesome. Sign me up.

and #1 "I forgot I had shoes on"... I don't even know what to say to this...

This just goes to prove that the thought processes in men and women are different. Yes, I enjoy the differences between us and them, but come on. This isn't a generalization, but simply showing how incredibly far apart I am from one girl in particular.

Peace be with you.