Seriously! What, Miagi dies and you decide to drop off the face of the earth? Okay, so maybe you didn't completely disappear, put you sure as hell quit waxin' it. Damn, you used to be hardcore. Droping round houses and back fists--what with catching flies in chopsticks and dodging fishing knives...
Look at yourself now. You're barely 'c-list.' And you've got a broken-ass nose, but you're still cool. I'd still hang with you. Besides, I'm sure there's hope for you yet. You should beef-cake it up and enter a reality TV show. Better yet you should go find Bam Margera and challenge him to a duel--I'd pay to see that.
Here's to you LaRusso! I hope to see you in a real movie sometime.
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