Friday, June 29, 2007

Censorsh(BLEEP)

OK, seriously, who let the damn censors in here? I said censorSHIP.. not (BLEEP) you uptight... Ah (BLEEP)! I can't get away from these mother(BLEEP)ers.

The last two blogs I sent in to the PI got turned away because of "profane language not in line with the image of the Seattle PI." (BLEEP) that (BLEEP).

If I want to refer to the night that my girlfriend got face-raped by some drunk dude at the bar as a cluster(BLEEP). Seriously mother(BLEEP)ers, knock it the hell off! Oh what? You're going to let me say hell? How about ass? Oh wow, that one worked too. I'm obviously toeing the line here.

OK, seriously Mr. Censor. Come here, I want to shake hands and make good...

CRACK! Take that motherfucker! YES! I beat the system!

Oh shit, now the suits are after me... I better get outta here before they kick the (BLEEP). Oh hell (BLEEP) where the hell did another one of you come from? What the (BLEEP) is this, the (BLEEP)ing Matrix?

1 comment:

B said...

Did you ever see that American Dad! episode that's a blatant blow at the FCC? That was awesome.