Can I give a shout-out?!

...To myself?

I recently learned that sometimes people are just too busy to give a shit. The worst part is that when you take the lead and try to set a standard, others often just follow the path that's been outlined for them rather than getting a clue and doing a little sumpin'-sumpin' on their own.

With that said, I'd like to give myself a shout-out. Cram it Seacrest and Daily, this is my time in the limelight. For once I'd like someone to write some gleaming email to me, demonstrating that they took the time... For once I'd like to be the American Psycho looking at himself in the mirror. For once I'd like it to be my deuce that doesn't stink.

It's recently become apparent that some people are so self-centered they can only recognize their own work as self-proclaimed works of genius; thereby neglecting the work of those around them. That's a load. Period. I'm as serious as cancer.

Now, you might think to yourself, "this guy is really pissed, and probably for no reason." But it is with reason. With a lot actually! I won't bore you with examples, though. That said, I just want to give a shout-out to myself. And a shout-out to my baby's daddy; to Lafonda; to Kip; to Kit; to R2D2; to the Hoff; that angry dude from the Breakfast Club; and any and all teen movies from the 80's.