Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Attack of the idiots

Jimmy woke up this morning with a pounding headache, utter contempt, and an unsatisfiable need for caffeine. Never-the-less, Jimmy got out of bed, got dressed, and went to Starbucks.

Standing in line, Jimmy realized that all of the people around him were idiots. Idiots!

Jimmy checked his email; yep, more idiots. Read the paper, yeah, idiots.

The moral of the story: Remember, there's a lot of idiots out their. Your best protection is to not be an idiot.

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