With the upcoming release of the third installment of Pirates, we're bound to see a variety of movie goers sporting pirate attire. Be warned! These people all have different intentions for dressing up for the release of this movie. I've outlined some of these types of people below...
1) Child without a choice - Mom made the call. Feel sorry for this kid, he was forced to dress this way. He's likely dying inside.
2) The Faker - This guy's just looking to get some play with the awkward teenagers at his high school. Make fun of him!
3) The Fanatic - Yes, this person is obsessed, likely swashbuckling a sword, and does not take kindly to criticism.
4) The Shithead - These guys are funny, but can get old. They dress up to spite the Fanatics. Make a derogatory statement towards a Fanatic and blame it on a shithead. the entertainment that awaits you is better than HBO.
Please, feel free to add to this list of species...
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