Monday, April 23, 2007

Muerta Las Vegas

Vegas sucks ass. I said it.

This place is a hole. If you want to shell out 25 bones for a buffet dinner, hang out with some white trash people who should probably be saving their money instead of pissing it down the toilet, and see countless bachelorettes walking around with their penis veils, then come here. If not, save yourself the time, money and soul that you lose the second you land here.

On a bright note, I am up $360 dollars and actually walked away from the table. High roller five

On a negative note, I walked out of the elevator and saw 4 of my ex girlfriend's sorority sisters... we had some drinks and it was weird.

Elvis was so sick of this place he died. I think Vegas died when the Rat Pack left town... either way, this place is horrible.

1 comment:

B said...

In a related story, I heard the evil robot is back in Sin City and is looking for you. I'm pretty sure he's got you marked. You'd better head for the hills. Or that house that's underground.

You might also consider selling your wife to a millionaire, drinking yourself to death, robbing three of the largest casinos at once, or simply pissing away the family savings while having a watered down drink.

YES, VEGAS DOES SUCK. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE FOR YEARS.