Handle-bar stashes are SWEET

J says:
so i wonder if she thought you looked like the guy in your current IM pic
J says:
that would be pretty funny
Bill says:
She did
Bill says:
She thought all my pics have been me.
Bill says:
If only I could grow a stash like that...
J says:
then you would be creepy
Bill says:
yeah...
Bill says:
But I think I could make creepy the new cool.
J says:
i would pretend not to know you while you tried
Bill says:
But then it would work, and you'd be like, "yeah, I've knew that guy before he was creepy." Of course, creepy would then be cool, so it would be like a compliment.
Bill says:
There by making you creepy by association.
J says:
i think i'm already creeped out
Bill says:
We're half way there.