8:23 a.m.

This is zero hour. Right before the clock strikes 8:30, and, inevitably, I must submit to the work day. Sigh... I search Google news, The Onion, The times, anything to dis...phone rings.

I hate Macs. Can I just say that. Yeah, they might be great and all, but they don't work with PCs despite what Apple says. In an office world full of Windows-based PCs, get yourself of PC and save the trouble your causing your fellow co-workers.